September 20, 2007

Field of Dreams

This week’s best field report goes to Fresh, whose college campus adventure shows why sarging is always better than World Of Warcraft. The whole text of his field report, along with countless other bani reports are in the Members-Only forum, but here’s a clip:

“I wake up, and am trying to find something to do… and seriously, none of my friends are doing shit. Everyone is just vegging, playing warcraft, whatever. Just reminding me how much I hate the thought of being an AFC ever again. Then I just think, "Fuck this!" I'm not doing ANYTHING else with my day. I should get out and sarge…

…Fuck man, Gypsy was right. News DOES travel fast on this campus. I'm laughing, telling this to her, walking up the stairs, I go meet and greet everybody, it feels great, like I'm a distinguished guest everybody's excited to see. I get my food, sit down, and everybody loves me. I'm in state, telling great stories about my weekend, about the interesting people I met at Suzie's earlier, running my iPhone routine (I will link to this soon). My ex is telling me I look great, asking me how long I'm staying. She tells me she actually saw me earlier at Suzie's and thought it looked like me from the back, but kept thinking "Nah, that couldn't be Fresh."

So basically… She saw me gaming a bunch of girls at Suzie's! Can you say social proof?

This whole five minute experience is exactly, EXACTLY what I've always felt sarging should feel like. Randomly meet my friend, girl I just met get's me in the door, call from my ex-girlfriend who is pouring on IOIs, and feeling really natural, crazy in state, and everybody loving me just for telling them real stories about my weekend, pictures of cute animals from the zoo on my phone, etc., taking pictures of all the girls with my phone (the iPhone is a mobile DHV). It felt awesome…

…She's freshly showered, seriously wearing fucking lingerie when I get back to her room…”

The full story is inside the forum.

Filed under Attraction by Gonzo